Journo Jason Koebler submitted a bunch of FOIA requests to various agencies around the country and discovered that “many Americans” actually planted those mystery seeds from China that some received unsolicited in the mail:

America, we’re already great:

Be honest: Would you have planted them?

What could go wrong?

Someone even ate the seeds:

This woman planted the seeds and then whatever grew started killing what was in her garden:

He estimates that “a couple thousand Americans” planted the seeds:

This lady first reported that she was in possession of the seeds but her bigger worry was why restaurants in her area were out of lamb:

Oh, and there could be real consequences to all this: