A UK charity is advising couples to avoid kissing and to wear a mask during sex in order to avoid COVID-19:

Like this kind of mask?

Now, this advice is dumb enough, but the BBC turned it up a notch and added these totally inappropriate emojis:

They don’t even make sense:

Because these emojis have a definite meaning to them:

For example:

We’re not sure what the cherries have to do with “positions that aren’t face-to-face,” but we’re pretty sure if you’re in the same bed with someone having sex you’re going to spread the virus:

“Cherry style”?

Probably:

And, England, this is your future:

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