With schools set to open online-only in Austin, Texas this fall, parents will thankfully have an option to help with all that classwork. . .

As in, they can bring their kids to the same school where they’ll sit in the same classes and have help with their work from a YMCA instructor:

Congratulations, Texas! You’ve replaced school with school:


Hey, just a thought:

We’d like Gov. Abbott to weigh in, please:

Oh, it will get dumber:

You see, corona doesn’t infect non-union employees. It’s science:

And, finally, OPEN THE SCHOOLS:


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