Greta Thunberg, who got stuck in North America when the big climate conference was moved from Chile to Spain, finally arrived in Europe after three weeks crossing the Atlantic:

Greta, who refuses to fly because flying destroys the planet, did seem pretty psyched to see the CO2-powered lights of Portugal, however:

Thankfully the boat had an engine, too:

Why didn’t they just do what ancient mariners did and just keep sailing around outside of the harbor until the winds were in the right direction?

Oh, and the worst part? The amateur-sailing YouTubers flew in a professional captain for the voyage, thus negating the entire purpose of the trip:

We assume the captain will be flown back to her home port which makes the trip doubly worse than if Greta just flew from America to Spain in the first place:

Now let’s sit back and watch the media ignore all of this.