Well, the first bombshell just dropped in the ongoing impeachment hearing, and we’re not sure blue-check Twitter is ready for it. . .

Apparently, we’ve been pronouncing Kiev all wrong:

Listen here:

You mean to tell us all the expert blue-checks were in the dark on this?

You see, the Russians say “KEY-ev” while Ukrainians say “KEEV”:

WSJ readers already know this, however:

Mission accomplished:

But it’s still Chicken KEY-ev for some reason:

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