Is this photo of MLB star Adam Jones eating a Popeye’s fried chicken cake racist?

Well, according to Bloomberg’s Benjamin Penn, it’s not but only because it “needed watermelon as one of the sides”:

Wow. We would originally have chalked that tweet up to sarcasm or youthful indiscretion, but these new rules find that this is 100% racist:

Your move, Bloomberg:

This will happen any minute now:

And a screenshot for posterity: