Billions in taxpayer money from average New Yorkers weren’t enough for some Amazon execs, no siree. According to the WSJ, a number of Amazon execs apartments in Queens ahead of the big announcement and an expected rise in real estate prices:

And swindling the sellers of those apartments because you have insider knowledge of the transaction is apparently legal:

Amazon just invented “real estate front-running”:

We do wonder if this violated some sort of Amazon internal policy, however:

WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD JEFF BEZOS:

Someone, please video Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez when she reads this article because her reaction — rightfully so on this one!!! — will be epic: