Meet Bob Wylie, offensive line coach of the Cleveland Browns and new viral star thanks to this exchange shown on HBO’s “Hard Knocks” last night with and offensive lineman on modern NFL players compared to soldiers who fought in World War I and World War 2. An instant classic:

“World War I and World War II? All those guys that fought in that war? They did push-ups, jumping jacks, sit-ups, climbed up and ran. None of this fancy s*it. And they won two World Wars. Two World Wars by doing jumping jacks, push-ups and sit-ups. Two World Wars. You think they were worried when they were running across Normandy about f*cking stretching? Are you kidding me? Get me my rubber band so I can stretch and go run across that f*cking beach. You gotta be kidding me.”

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He also said during the episode, “I’d rather watch a plant grow than stretch”:

And here he is getting out of a white Maserati and telling the valet, “No Ferris Bueller s*it with this thing, OK?”:

He’s a national treasure:

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