Horror author Stephen King took to Twitter on Tuesday imploring Texans to vote for Beto O’Rourke so “we don’t have to look at Ted for another six years”:

Meh.

But check out Ted Cruz’s response, which to be honest, would make a pretty great movie on its own:

A bullied high school student who rides on the back of a rabid dog to take vengeance on her enemies with an ax? Sounds fantastic!

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