OMG. Adding “Dear Diary” to Jim Acosta’s tweets is freaking perfect.

As in, “Dear Diary, I tried to ask the president if he would stop calling us the enemy of the people. He didn’t respond”:

Or, “Dear Diary, I tried”:

It really, really works.

“Dear diary, Fact check: My mom did raise me right. Happy to lend a hand””

Sadly for Jim Acosta, it’s catching on:

And we’ll end it with this meme:

He won’t be able to ever tweet again without us thinking of this.