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It appears CNN's Chris Cillizza is using a Magic 8 Ball for his most recent Trump analysis

From the network that brought you the apple vs. banana fact check, we give you an entire column based on Chris Cillizza feelings:

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***Shakes Magic 8 Ball***

“Will Donald Trump’s poll numbers go down?”

***Magic 8 Ball settles on an answer***

“Most likely”

Although some are questioning if “data” would be better for an article like this:

Eff data we say! Go with the gut!

Cillizza defended himself, which you’d expect:

And Emily Miller makes a great point: How many times do we have to hear that this is the end of Donald Trump?

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But we’ll believe Cillizza … this time.

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