Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) got downright biblical in her outrage at Donald Trump’s new zero-tolerance border policy, telling Politico that policy is “evil” and that she wears the “armor of God” in the political fight:

Yeah, that’s a totally normal thing to say:

Even Axios’ Sam Baker is stumped:

And call us crazy, but that whole “armor of God” thing doesn’t really work when the issue is shifted to abortion:

Oh, and this is evergreen:

It would be endless:

But her name ends in a “D” so it’s no problem.