The FIFA World Cup opened today with host country Russia destroying Saudi Arabia 5-0:
An incredible start to the #WorldCup for hosts Russia.
— CNN Sport (@cnnsport) June 14, 2018
Hardest hit might be the terrorist in Guantanamo Bay who got to watch the drubbing on their brand new satellite TV system:
From last week's Guantanamo visit: Prison leaders were trying to get a new satellite TV system installed in the low-value-detainee cellblocks of Camp 6 in time for tomorrow's Saudi-Russia match opening of @FIFAWorldCup 2018. #EidMubarak.
(Photo OpSec-cleared by @jtfgtmo) pic.twitter.com/DR55yOwp4s
— Carol Rosenberg (@carolrosenberg) June 13, 2018
Wait, what? They got a sweet new satellite TV system just for the World Cup?