Just to update you on this story from last night, the racoon that was evolving into a super predator able to climb tall buildings in search of prey, finally made it to the roof of the UBS building in St. Paul, Minnesota…

…where it was promptly tricked into this cage with a can of cat food:

It will allegedly be moved to “somewhere safe”:

So, are we really buying the “somewhere safe” narrative? Because history tells us differently:

Yep. It could be curtains for America’s latest superhero:

We’ll keep you posted.