Apparently no job will be safe from our future robot overlords…
Behold, robot strippers!
https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/950585177222164481
The stripper robots were brought in to perform at the Sapphire strip club in Las Vegas as part of the Consumer Electronics Show that’s going on right now:
Driverless car, cannabis lounge, robot-stripper Vegas is gonna be so lit.#CES2018
— Las Vegas Locally ? (@LasVegasLocally) January 9, 2018
Real strippers competed with the robots for attention of the guests:
https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/950587082388406272
The robot strippers even have names. Meet R2-DD and Triple CPU:
https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/950587555820453888
But before you cry “sexism in tech,” the stripper robots are empowering to women … or something:
https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/950735630899724288
And the stripper robot will attract women to the stirp club party:
https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/950734876411510784
If Hollywood reboots the “Terminator” series (again), they should include the stripper robots:
Skynet is amused no doubt… https://t.co/TbEa0klj0k
— Jason ??? ???? ??? Tetro (@JATetro) January 9, 2018
To paraphrase Kyle Reese, “And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you … buy a lap dance.”
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