Yesterday a U.S. Navy guided-missile destroyer fired a warning flare toward an Iranian Revolutionary Guard vessel that had come to close during a patrol in the Persian Gulf:

And here’s the response of Iranian Foreign Minister Javad Zarif:

Snicker. He literally Googled “How far is it from the Persian Gulf to Miami?

Anyway, there’s a reason the U.S. Navy is there, but he knows that:

And Iran is welcome to come patrol the international waters of the Gulf of Mexico if it so chooses, but it might not go so well:

Exit question: