For the canâ€™t make this up file, hereâ€™s Twitchy regular Joyce Carol Oates with todayâ€™s (really, really stupid) question of the day:
All we hear of ISIS is puritanical & punitive; is there nothing celebratory & joyous? Or is query naive?
â€” Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) November 22, 2015
Maybe she can travel to Syria and ask an ISIS member herself? One of the men, we mean, because they always seem happy. Must be the sex slaves:
.@JoyceCarolOates I suspect that you have the funds to visit Raqqa and come to your own conclusions.
I suspect you'll come out a head.
â€” Bob Owens (@bob_owens) November 22, 2015
Well, some of the men are happy, if thatâ€™s what you mean. https://t.co/YaauztxlG5
â€” David Weiner (@daweiner) November 22, 2015
And the ISIS executioners look like they enjoy their work, although they usually have masks on and we canâ€™t see if theyâ€™re smiling or not:
Ask the people they have beheaded and gays they have killed https://t.co/3X0qvKb8Q6
â€” Gary (@garyalan82) November 22, 2015
They're really happy when they kill Christians, women, gay people, and infidels.
Does this answer your question? https://t.co/c34cYlwcey
â€” Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) November 22, 2015
They feel celebratory & joyous when they behead a hostage, kill a confessed Christian or slay concertgoers, so yes. https://t.co/PDiTswYSlH
â€” Peggy Noonan (@Peggynoonannyc) November 22, 2015
Or maybe we should just mock her, repeatedly:
For once, I'm speechless. https://t.co/BIJiAjdYi3
â€” Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) November 22, 2015
â€” James Taranto (@jamestaranto) November 22, 2015
â€” Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) November 22, 2015
Award winning author and professor at Princeton: https://t.co/J3drw9pdiB
â€” Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) November 22, 2015
my God, she's serious. You need to get out more. https://t.co/phUANxcjDt
â€” DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) November 22, 2015
I *still* can't believe this is a real tweet. https://t.co/AL2USNJye2
â€” sevenlayercake (@sevenlayercake) November 22, 2015
Prime example of a "highly educated" member of western civilization https://t.co/IuVKC72mSQ
â€” FilmLadd (@FilmLadd) November 22, 2015
I hear their crucifixions are faaaaaa-bulous. https://t.co/MS18gR0EVF
â€” T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) November 22, 2015
Guys, I think Joyce Carol Oates might be getting senile.https://t.co/5R7BREX75U
â€” Jon Ireland (@jrireland1) November 22, 2015
Flashback. Oates fell for an old meme back in June lamenting the death of a Triceratops at the hands of Steven Spielberg:
So barbaric that this should still be allowedâ€¦ No conservation laws in effect wherever this is? https://t.co/hgavm9IBaM
â€” Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) June 9, 2015
This guy thinks it's cool to kill defenceless animals then take a selfie. Jerk. pic.twitter.com/WbgMklrd9u
â€” Chris Tilly (@TillyTweets) June 9, 2015
And somehow this ISIS tweet of hers is even dumber.
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