Michelle Obama sat down last night with Stephen Colbert and complained that she’s eager to start he life as an ex-First Lady where she can drive and once again shop at Target:

Oh, please. Does anyone believe this? Video here:

Do they now sell custom Vera Wang dresses at Target? Because that’s what Michelle Obama wore to the state dinner with China’s president last week:

No word on how much that Vera Wang dress cost, but we do know she wore a dress that cost over $2000 to meet Pope Francis:

And we should point out there’s absolutely nothing stopping her from shopping at Target right now.

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