Radical London cleric Anjem Choudary, who Twitchy readers last heard from after declaring the new Charlie Hebo cover an “act of war” and warning of “repercussions,” really, really wants you to know that “Islam is superior.”

Here are his top 10 reasons why, which he added to the mostly sarcastic #IslamIsSuperior hastag. We would tell you to enjoy the list, but to be honest, it’s downright terrifying:

1. Everyone is welcome!

2. Who are ISIS’s role models?

3. It’s perfect:

4. Yep. We like those “made-up” values, especially the ones “endowed by their creator”:

5. Even on Super Bowl Sunday?

6. So tonight I’m gonna party like it’s nine hundred ninety-nine:

7. “Peace.” We do not think it means what you think it means:

8. “Free.” We do not think it means what you think it means, cont.:

9. We prefer to use our stones for walls and such:

10. Remember: No “good deed” — such as everything ISIS does — goes unpunished:

Weird. Choudary left out Islam’s toileting rules from his list:

At the very least, does this one make the top 20?

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