UPDATE.

After learning that his order allowed lap dances in strip clubs to continue, Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Gimenez has now banned them:

ORIGINAL POST.

SHOT. . .

Because of COVID-19, beaches in Miami-Dade County will be closed for the 4th of July weekend:

CHASER. . .

But you can still get a lap dance at a strip club:

For real. Confirmed via an email with Deputy Mayor Jennifer Moon:

If you want people to stop taking everything the government says on corona seriously, well then, this is a pretty good place to start.

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Editor’s note: This post has been updated.