DOOOOM! 'Scientists' Spot Hostile Alien Spacecraft, Provide Oddly Specific Attack Date for Invasion

Better make this Halloween an epic one, people. And cancel any Thanksgiving or Christmas plans you may have for this year. Because, according to 'scientists' in 'a new study,' the aliens are coming, and they are at least as mean as those ones in Independence Day.

‘Possibly hostile’ alien threat detected in unknown interstellar object, a shocking new study claims https://t.co/OozwftVlKr pic.twitter.com/PKeEjWfJZf
— New York Post (@nypost) July 25, 2025

And, like the beginning of Ghostbusters II, we have an oddly specific date about when they will attack and wipe us all out.

A mysterious intergalactic object could potentially be a 'hostile' alien spacecraft that’s slated to attack our planet in November, according to a controversial new study by a small group of scientists.
'The consequences, should the hypothesis turn out to be correct, could potentially be dire for humanity,' the researchers wrote in the inflammatory paper, which was published July 16 to the preprint server arXiv, South West News Service reported.

Wait, November? THIS November?

Why, that barely gives us any time to take down the Halloween decorations and put up our 'Alien Armageddon' decorations.

And just exactly how do these 'scientists' know that these are 'hostile' aliens and not the Alf or E.T. type?

Dubbed 3I/ATLAS, the interstellar entity was discovered on July 1, rocketing toward the sun at more than 130,000 mph, Live Science reported. Less than 24 hours later, it was confirmed to be an interstellar object with initial observations suggesting that it could be a comet that measures up to 15 miles in diameter — larger than Manhattan.
However, in the new paper, the trio of researchers suggested that it might be a piece of extraterrestrial spy technology in disguise.

One of the researchers, Avi Loeb — a prominent Harvard astrophysicist known for linking extraterrestrial objects to alien life — previously made waves after floating the theory that 2017 interstellar object ʻOumuamua could be an artificial recon probe sent by an alien civilization, based on its odd shape and acceleration.'

If Avi Loeb is right - and he is not - that the latest intergalactic object entering the solar system is a hostile alien species, there is no point in trying to mount a defense. There is no defense against a species that can travel light years. Don't even bother trying.
— FilmLadd (@FilmLadd) July 25, 2025

Hollywood has lied to you. We have zero ability to defend ourselves against an alien species with the technology to travel light years to attack us. "Independence Day" is complete garbage. "They" could wipe us out with a single nudge to an asteroid if "they" wanted.
— FilmLadd (@FilmLadd) July 25, 2025

Jeez. Way to bring the mood of the room down, man. Thanks a bunch!

But if all else fails, Earth has the ultimate wild card that no alien could ever anticipate.

We have Florida Man. Fear not.
— Stevie Renee ☠️ (@StevieRenee3) July 25, 2025

It is that hero's time to shine!

Also, we have Tom Homan, and we've all seen how good he is at repelling and expelling aliens.

Needless to say, we think we're going to be OK, despite the latest apocalyptic warning from 'scientist' Avi Loeb and his friends.

However, if your Thanksgiving involves having to visit with your nasty liberal Aunt Peggy, the coming alien invasion might be the perfect excuse to bow out this year.

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