Optic of the YEAR! Trump Got Dems to Give Away Their Main Priority...
CNN: ICE Surge in Minneapolis Left People Not Only Traumatized but Financially Hard...
Trump's HILARIOUS SOTU Dig at Nancy Pelosi Will Make Her Wish She Could...
Jamie Raskin: Trump Grows More Desperate to Bury the Epstein Files as His...
Dems' 'State of the Swamp' Counter Event Features a Stage Full of Frog...
Father, Son Blast School Board for School Handling Out Hijabs, Qurans on World...
Rep. Al Green Makes It Less Than Five Minutes Before Being Kicked Out...
Newsom’s Memoir Shows the Insecurity of Growing Up Next to Immense Privilege Was...
From Olympic Glory to Miami Mayhem: Team USA Owns the Night at E11EVEN,...
Live Blog: Let the Democrat Shrieking BEGIN! President Trump to Deliver EPIC Fourth...
Daily Wire Found College Students Who Had Negative Reviews of Trump's SOTU Speech...
60 Minutes Debunks Trump's Claim That White Crosses Marked Burial Sites of South...
Mayor Zohran Mamdani Has Seen the Videos of 'Kids' Pelting Police Officers With...
Woke Hockey Writer Demands Men's Gold Medalists Grovel Over Trump's Joke – Gets...

Tennessee Gubernatorial Hopeful Lies About Marsha Blackburn Men's Hockey Congrats, Scores Own Goal

Twitchy

If Canada had as much passion as the Democrats in scoring points over hockey they might have won the Olympic gold.

Not since the USA defeated Russia in 1980 have the commies (we kid, we kid!) been this animated about the Team USA's win. 

Advertisement

'OMG! Kash partied with them in Italy! How dare he,' clucked the clutching the pearl clutchers over at the Washington Post.

'Har har, the women's hockey team declined the White House invite,' lied the lying liar, Brian Tyler Cohen a/k/a Bathed Rupar.

'Hurr durr, Trump snubbed the women's hockey team,' croaked the cantankerous colon polyp known as Keith Olbermann. 

'We're good with Silver, because at least we're not ruled by the Orange Fascist,' squeaked a Canadian off in the distance.

From the midst of all this wailing comes the opportunist political hacks. Witness Tennessee gubernatorial hopeful, Jerri Green. Choosing the 'throw everything at the wall and see what sticks' campaign strategy, went after Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn with the brutal accusation that sending out congrats to the (gasp) men's hockey team and not (double gasp) the women's team is sexist and shows that Blackburn doesn't really support women's sports.

Advertisement

There's only one problem.

Yeah, she did. 

Is there something in the Memphis water? Recall that Steve 'Kentucky Fried Greaseball' Cohen is their elected representative.

A decent person would take the 'L', apologize, delete or some combination of the three. But again, we're not talking about decent people here.

Are you familiar with the Dril 'Corncob' meme? If not, the above is the perfect object lesson.

Advertisement

'I didn't lose, I won! See, now everybody can see me!' 

Yeah we saw you. We saw you move the goalposts.

Not all press is good press despite what the cliché says.

You would be surprised how little that matters anymore.

'Illiterate and incompetent?' Uh oh, Governor Newsom, you need to up your game, you've got real competition now.

Editor’s Note: Do you enjoy Twitchy’s conservative reporting that takes on the radical left and woke media? Support our work so that we can continue to bring you the truth.

Join Twitchy VIP and use promo code FIGHT to receive 60% off your membership.

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement