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FBI Begs You to Not Let FISA Expire

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Well, this is a bit embarrassing. The Federal Bureau of Investigation is appealing to you, the American taxpayer, to tell your elected representatives to re-authorize the FISA act. You know, the act they abused to gather intelligence on Donald Trump. The act they abused with forged warrants and were never held to account?

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Yeah, that act and by the agency that acts as AG Garland's attack dog going after people who pray in front of Planned Parenthood clinics and speak up against far-left school board agendas.

This may get us put on lists, but here we go. America's finest are really hoping you will get on board with their unaccountable antics in order to keep you safe. Honestly, the best they can do is let you know after the bodies have cooled that the shooter was "on their radar". Thank goodness for that!

As you can imagine, it did not go over well.

You don't understand, Juno, it's candidates we don't like, so it's cool.

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Yes. How do we know our rights will be protected? What's that? I should what myself? OK sure, you got our support!

And that's the problem, isn't it?

Please let us be the attack dogs for Democrats!

FBI Training Handbook, section 3, subsection IV. - Not all men have balls. Not all women don't.

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We hope you didn't enjoy the article. That might put you on the list. Oh well, at least we can look back on this moment and laugh, from our bunk in the re-education center.

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