You know what's not shut down? Mondays. Yep, they never stop … but neither do we.
Monday can try to keep us down, but we're gonna put a sombrero on it and turn this day into a fiesta by laughing at the best memes, jokes, and clips we found on Twitter/X in the past week.
¡Vámonos!
Mistakes were made. pic.twitter.com/tTCIkfvUwD
— Johnny (@j00ny369T) October 5, 2025
There's no way this wasn't a Monday. LOL!
— Fʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ Holli Would (@___SPAZ___) September 29, 2025
Sometimes you just have to go for the joke and face the consequences. 😂
Bro finally realized he got played… and couldn’t care less 😭😂pic.twitter.com/ns64y1Ru4r
— Enezator 1 Mn (@Enezator) October 5, 2025
HAHA! That's the Temu shopping experience.
— insane poses (@insaneposes) September 29, 2025
It was so good she couldn't not put it down.
Bro was sent to another dimension 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/O6Lr4V7JJc
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) October 6, 2025
'And that's why we changed Champ's name to Snoop.'
— Memerific (@Memerific2) October 2, 2025
A dad joke pun in meme form … more please!
I am sure he is tired of her 😅😅 pic.twitter.com/UjNCSnQBB3
— S.M.K (@SeniormanKelzz) October 1, 2025
We think she's pretty funny. 😂
MEOOOOOOOW IM THE DEMOCRATS AND I CANT MEME MEOOOOOOOOOW https://t.co/PFLM8Hz15m pic.twitter.com/SmUw48NF79
— Magills (@magills_) October 1, 2025
HA! Yes, Democrats tried to mock Trump this week and made him an adorably kitty. They really can't meme.
This is hilarious! pic.twitter.com/WzTLyekOc7
— Tesla Dude “Final Boss” (@StevenWate91203) October 2, 2025
She's good. LOL.
— Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 (@RobSchneider) October 6, 2025
Imagine if they're forced to vote in person … The Walking Democrats.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/IQFmgWHOlz
— LAnDo NIFFIRG™️🇨🇦 (@llandoniffirg) October 3, 2025
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We were rooting for the cat. 😂
💀🤯🫡 pic.twitter.com/ToCrMFTgYW
— Pandey G (@saltpandey) September 30, 2025
There's your proof! LOL.
— Antonie🇪🇸☀️ (@tip0DeIncogni) October 5, 2025
LOLOLOL! This just gave us so many ideas. 😂
Bruh 🤣 pic.twitter.com/uvwiL9ZpB5
— VoidWalker ☄ (@EchoesOfMe88) October 5, 2025
Wow! That is HARSH! 😂
— Keep Rock Alive 🤘 (@_KeepRockAlive_) October 4, 2025
The younguns are going to be so confused by this. 💀💀💀
You......
— 𝓐𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓷 𝓡𝓪𝔂 (@2CynicAl65) October 3, 2025
Can practically hear......
This sign. pic.twitter.com/UZw7NOMSeW
We can't … explain … how … much we … love … this. 😂
(Language Warning)
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2025
President Trump ignited a full-on Democrat meltdown when he sent this out, resulting in endless sombrero jokes.
Everyone checking their for you feed on X today 😂 pic.twitter.com/aKsnubjWGG
— Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 (@TheRicanMemes) October 1, 2025
Yes, the sombreros were everywhere.
Kamala Harris wanted to get in on the sombrero action 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/itHeLZzoZ6
— Gizmo Memes (@Gizmo_Memes) October 2, 2025
Our power is humor, and we'll never let anyone take it from us, Kammy!
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) October 6, 2025
We hope they don't stop! 😂
Doin’ lines on this drive to Fargo ND with my parents. pic.twitter.com/CcC7Z4VE60
— Leslie (@LesInReality) October 5, 2025
Raise your hand if you've never 'done lines' of Oreos.
I thought I’ve seen it all!!! This is hilarious but soooo true!!🤣
— 𝐿𝒶𝒹𝓎 𝒱 🥀 (@V_Lady2024) October 5, 2025
I laughed too hard 😆😜 pic.twitter.com/dWdSymO9Dw
Look, a guy might be in there anywhere from five minutes to three days. You gotta have your phone.
I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM TRACTOR SUPPLY
— The Redheaded Troublemaker (@try2underit) October 5, 2025
Yesterday I was at my local TSC store buying a large bag of my dog's food for my Australian Cattle Dog and was in the checkout, when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have…
Okay, we'll give you the whole story. We know some of you don't like to click, and we'll let that slide since it's Monday.
Yesterday I was at my local TSC store buying a large bag of my dog's food for my Australian Cattle Dog and was in the checkout, when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog? What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the curb to sniff an Irish Setter's a** end and a car hit me.
We loved it! 😂😂😂
Jin Hao Li pic.twitter.com/TDDRTwVG7d
— G (@stevensongs) October 5, 2025
HAHA! 'When Grandpa passed … ' 😂
7 year old me at a mcdonald’s https://t.co/e49adN93ut
— 𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾♂️ (@hoodfarquaad) October 4, 2025
Ah, the joy of the cigarette smoke-filled PlayPlace.
Yes. Yes, he is. pic.twitter.com/FQXSIRpBpr
— 𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙𝔸𝕂 (@karababy4224) October 5, 2025
We're going to have to hear his side. 😂
— G (@stevensongs) October 6, 2025
LOL.
GOODNIGHT X! pic.twitter.com/aUxhcfTeWd
— @amuse (@amuse) October 6, 2025
We could listen to the whole thing. 😂
— no context memes (@weirddalle) October 4, 2025
'Who wore it better, my dad or Taylor Swift?'
That is so dark, but we have to go with the dad … he urned it.
Look Man.. 😑 the sign said 112 pic.twitter.com/EpGfct720a
— Cloud (@cloud1a7) October 5, 2025
LOLOLOL!
Family: You’re coming for Thanksgiving this year right?
— DaveMedia_INK (@DaveMedia_LNK) October 5, 2025
Me: pic.twitter.com/I6k88I1oo8
Alright, which of you is this? 😂
this is so funny, he screams like a woman 😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/8djHX5qGdR
— el 🔥 (@elzigian) October 5, 2025
We may have to try this one.
— Iconic Memes (@IconicHOF) September 30, 2025
Bwahaha! We've all been there.
— Unhinged (@DistressDark) October 4, 2025
Hoo boy!
The struggle is real! 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/FQ9tICRGKJ
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) October 6, 2025
WHOA! That's actually crazy, folks … we're also on Day 1 of not eating cookies.
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) October 6, 2025
So hot. Well done. 😂
This week's throwback funny is going to take us back over 30 years to that time Charlton Heston appeared in Wayne's World 2.
Charlton Heston was born on this day in 1923.
— The Sting (@TheStingisBack) October 4, 2025
Best last-minute replacement actor EVER! pic.twitter.com/GQfj239Iep
Heston proved, once again, that he could act in anything.
I don’t think I’ve been this depressed about a Monday since last Sunday.
— Mickey Blowtorch (@MickeyBlowtorch) October 5, 2025
We know, right? The good thing is, there's less Monday now than when you started reading, and we had some laughs along the way.
In fact, we'll be right back here next Monday to do it all over again because there's no such thing as a Twitchy shutdown!
Until we meme again …
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