Welcome, welcome, welcome to another glorious Monday morning! We know, we know … just push through the pain.
The best thing about Monday mornings is that we get to share our favorite memes, clips, and jokes from Twitter/X with our Twitchy friends.
We lost an hour of sleep this week, so we really need a healthy dose of funny … and your get-er-done beverage of choice.
I was going to work out real hard today —
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) March 10, 2024
but, unfortunately,
we lost that hour.
Ruth gets it.
Would You Pass the POLICE Chicken 🐔 Test?? pic.twitter.com/UKQUxW2eGJ
— Elijah (@Elijahwasike) February 26, 2024
Okay, that's a good start. We would have failed the second we saw the chicken. 😂
— 💂🏻♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ (@BigBearF1) March 4, 2024
LOLOLOL! This meme is us.
— Fight With Memes (@fightwithmemes) March 4, 2024
Ouch! When the memes are too accurate.
The way I screamed ☠️ pic.twitter.com/1YjDhJEDvr
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) March 4, 2024
Bwahaha! Seriously, do any of the online parenting tips people actually have kids?
— Conservative Patriot Pizza Bitch (@PatrioticPizzas) March 4, 2024
LOL! We're only a few memes in and we're already dead! 💀💀💀
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) March 4, 2024
Ha! Hopefully your Monday morning goes better than this.
— Judianna (@Judianna) March 4, 2024
'I swear, Honey, I don't know how it happened!' 😂
I am SCREAMING 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/b3y56OLTFe
— Ash🙇🏽♂️ (@asht0nAB) March 4, 2024
Genius!!!
— Judianna (@Judianna) March 5, 2024
This one had us laughing out loud. The full review:
Recommended
Can I just say that I will be reording them in every color. Here is me rolling and sliding down a mountain because I was too scared to get up. My leggings did not rip not even a little bit and I got stuck on rocks and trees.
LOL.
This guy is so dead. He should have kept walking. pic.twitter.com/MVXUosRhIE
— jamie (@gnuman1979) March 5, 2024
How far would you have gotten, fellas? The look on his face as he comes back up the escalator … 😂😂😂
— i like food (@messedupfoods) March 5, 2024
Ha! That's good. We'll take the Vitamin C from that group.
This is why I pay internet for pic.twitter.com/X8hmPbCskK
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) March 4, 2024
We know it's Monday, but that probably happened on a Friday.
This is how life works…always. :) pic.twitter.com/Rr1Gi42ttO
— LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) March 6, 2024
That one definitely has a Monday feel.
— Unagi (@brownrobin64) March 6, 2024
LOLOLOL!
Babies try lemon for the first time!
— Figen (@TheFigen_) March 10, 2024
I feel like this too when I eat lemon! 😂pic.twitter.com/1opAORc9IZ
You'd have to be dead inside not to laugh at that one.
I said to my wife yesterday, “Our kids are spoiled.”
— A Proud Deplorable (2) (@justmeagain34) March 8, 2024
She replied, “All kids smell that way.”
HAHA!
Is it truly wasted, though? pic.twitter.com/MGX3DCq96Y
— Emergent Perspective (@_emergent_) March 10, 2024
Ummm … we're definitely not wasting your time. 😬
— 🇺🇸 MADE IN USA 🇺🇲 (@outofoptions69) March 10, 2024
Nice.
This might be my favorite video in existence 🥹 pic.twitter.com/BXi4Krn7fB
— Jon Katz (@JonKatz79) March 10, 2024
If you've never coached little kids in sports, you can't fully understand how many things you don't realize you need to explain them.
— Bilbo Baggins (@Jbanklestankle1) March 10, 2024
LOL. Speaking of eggs …
— Ann Flan Kirwin 🇺🇸 (@annflanVA) March 10, 2024
… just don't eat those eggs!
Bro got caught using his powers pic.twitter.com/h8cMjLX0Wp
— All things interesting (@interesting_aIl) March 10, 2024
He's a Jedi!
— mareeo (@ree_reeo) March 10, 2024
We'd rather have the hand puppet at this point.
— Ann Flan Kirwin 🇺🇸 (@annflanVA) March 10, 2024
Fact check: True.
80’s kids get it. :) pic.twitter.com/41vFF9iOae
— LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) March 10, 2024
If you're too young to understand this, congratulations. Also, every bit of it is true.
— 🇺🇸 MADE IN USA 🇺🇲 (@outofoptions69) March 10, 2024
That is NOT chicken, bro! (It probably tastes like chicken though.)
me to the olive garden waiter shredding parmesan over my pasta pic.twitter.com/DtM9yiHcnR
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) March 11, 2024
Exactly!
@fuzzychimpcom pic.twitter.com/bs0p71ePAe
— mke394 (@mke394) March 10, 2024
Imagine being there when they start digging these up. 😂
— Misty G. (@MisSparkleQueen) March 10, 2024
Guys … we are in tears over here. 🤣
— eddmoo (@realeddmoo) March 10, 2024
Is this right, cat owners? LOL.
I am in tears 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/MPjoqlLDr5
— A Hard Act To Follow (@stilldopegoob) March 5, 2024
That is hilarious. The dude was playing with his life.
— 🇺🇸 MADE IN USA 🇺🇲 (@outofoptions69) March 10, 2024
Okay, that one's messed up. You bunch of weirdos! 😂
— Bilbo Baggins (@Jbanklestankle1) March 10, 2024
LOL! Raise your hand if you've done this.
'Why, yes, random stranger from the internet. I will meet you in a remote parking lot!'
No DNA test needed for these two! 😂pic.twitter.com/uYCvmhR34n
— videos that boost your mental health (@cheerfulclips) March 10, 2024
Perfect! LOL.
— 🇺🇸 MADE IN USA 🇺🇲 (@outofoptions69) March 10, 2024
LOLOLOL!
— eddmoo (@realeddmoo) March 10, 2024
Yep, it's exactly like that.
Arturitu!! 💀 pic.twitter.com/ibmiS2n5AF
— LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) March 10, 2024
G-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R! Love it!
— eddmoo (@realeddmoo) March 10, 2024
Had to be done. LOL.
omg 😂💀 pic.twitter.com/Wp0n46zE7r
— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) March 10, 2024
Ha! We didn't see that one coming.
— eddmoo (@realeddmoo) March 10, 2024
Nice! We're gonna file that one under the category 'Dad Joke Meme'.
This one has a dad joke feel to it as well:
— rare insults (@insultsrare) March 10, 2024
It reminds us of the old joke:
Patient: I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee!
Therapist: Calm down. You're two tents.
— eddmoo (@realeddmoo) March 10, 2024
LOL! We're going to have to use that one!
OMG 🤣 pic.twitter.com/O3v4Q0RXDE
— Figen (@TheFigen_) March 10, 2024
Don't worry. You won't care by the second child.
— Ordnance Jay Packard, Esq. (@OrdnancePackard) March 10, 2024
HAHA!
Must watch😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/iwTp2NYvRH
— Dusty Desert Dweller 🇺🇲🌵🏜🌵 (@dusty_dweller) March 10, 2024
The bra strap bungee cord line … This man should go into stand-up.
That's a wrap, folks! Go indecently expose yourselves to this Monday … or whatever you need to do to make it to Tuesday.
Until we meme again …
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