Welcome, once again, to the Hillary Clinton of weekdays. Yes, we're talking about Monday. Nobody likes it, but it keeps coming back just the same.
We think we've cracked the code on this whole Monday thing, however, by starting it off with memes … and any other jokes, videos, and funny things we find throughout the week. Let's get to it!
Yes, the Super Bowl and the NFL season are over, but there were still a few jokes floating around.
No lies detected. pic.twitter.com/lMpeAaJYHq
— Amy 🐘🦙🚫🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️ (@WaltzingMtilda) February 18, 2024
This is exactly what Mom did. 😂
— 🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) February 13, 2024
LOL!
This week also brought us Valentine's Day and some very special messages.
Roses are red
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) February 14, 2024
Violets are blue... pic.twitter.com/A8lIyf1JFX
Ha! That's just gross.
Don't worry about not having a valentine on Valentine’s day. You probably didn't have a groundhog on groundhog day either. 😎
— Judianna (@Judianna) February 14, 2024
That's the spirit!
Poor Connor. 😂 pic.twitter.com/q8RdAAJPTm
— LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) February 13, 2024
You'd better get your stuff together, Connor. LOL.
— Ordnance Jay Packard, Esq. (@OrdnancePackard) February 17, 2024
We also got the nutty story this week of the police officer who opened fire at the sound of an acorn hitting a car roof. Twitter/X did not disappoint in response.
😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/7DuX7YjDaF
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) February 17, 2024
The j-oaks practically write themselves. Yeah, we know … that one was bad. But wait! There's more! (Dad jokes, we mean.)
Bra... Seriously? pic.twitter.com/341R4wYk9M
— Judianna (@Judianna) February 18, 2024
The ability to make jokes like this is passed on through the jeans.
— 🏴 Nevada Memes før Liberty🏴 (@1864Memes) February 18, 2024
Yowza … yeah, we laughed.
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) February 18, 2024
Okay, y'all need to stop!
— Cable Beard (@llcthecableguy) February 12, 2024
Ha! The Mr. Rogers we need.
— G (@stevensongs) February 14, 2024
That's too darn funny! 😂
— Utterly Purple (@DefiantlyFree) February 12, 2024
You have to have a plan if you're going to Walmart.
Parkour for life! Nailed it!! pic.twitter.com/tgDPKL589V
— AlphaFo𝕏 (@Alphafox78) February 13, 2024
Phew! That man is literally cheating death.
— Helena Handbasket 🇮🇱 (@BumpstockBarbie) February 12, 2024
LOLOLOL!
Drove the green on the 5th today...💀
— NUCLR GOLF (@NUCLRGOLF) February 13, 2024
pic.twitter.com/rDVhzYiRsH
Been there, done that.
Oops pic.twitter.com/3qpTq86Nf1
— 🧝🏻♀️💫Gigglepops ⚡️🔞🇬🇧🏴 (@MLovetube2) February 12, 2024
This is one of those things you don't admit to.
— 🇬🇧 Johannes 🇬🇧 ..#antiWEF (@Johanne31785773) February 18, 2024
This is probably why we haven't been invaded yet. At least we can thank the libs for that much.
This tree look like it's sneaking out of the woods..
— Judianna (@Judianna) February 18, 2024
Onward! To Isengard! 🌲 pic.twitter.com/7oLsOqtBoI
Yes!
— Deebs (@DeebsFLA) February 18, 2024
LOL! This is the way.
So far, the best meme of 2024 🏆🥇 pic.twitter.com/YkCSl2UAQa
— Templar⚔️ (@aTeXan575) February 18, 2024
Bwahaha!
He’s running https://t.co/OkJ5Ojirmc
— Damin Toell (@damintoell) February 18, 2024
— Ordnance Jay Packard, Esq. (@OrdnancePackard) February 18, 2024
Ha! Accurate.
Lmfao pic.twitter.com/nOaxkqROsz
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) February 18, 2024
4,377. 💀💀💀
— Judianna (@Judianna) February 18, 2024
Some people were just born to help others. LOL.
You know what's even worse? When they say 'It'll be in the last place you look.'
Well, duh! It's not like we're going to keep looking after we find it!
— TeeTee (@InfragilisTee) February 18, 2024
2020 really was the Golden Age of getting out of stuff.
'Hey, are you going to be at cousin Winifred's wedding this Saturday?'
Us in 2020: (Coughs and lightly sniffs before speaking … ) I mean … I can … it's probably nothing …
Weekend saved! 😂
— ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) February 18, 2024
LOLOLOL!
It was deeper than he thought😂 pic.twitter.com/masgXU2aj4
— Ross McCulloch (@Rossmac212) February 18, 2024
He gone! LOL.
You know... the thing. pic.twitter.com/1i5AmSxYEC
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) February 18, 2024
We're all Joe Biden when it comes to passwords.
👀👀👀 pic.twitter.com/vRjTlHevCV
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) February 18, 2024
Ha!
Funny prank😂👍 pic.twitter.com/y8HeQi9nSE
— Fun Viral Vids 😊 (@Fun_Viral_Vids) February 18, 2024
Not bad … not bad.
*take my money* pic.twitter.com/2snkp61aW3
— 🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) February 19, 2024
Clearly, it's a good mattress. 😂
hello sharks. im here today asking for $20 to get chipotle
— teryn (@youngtiddy) February 18, 2024
LOL! You have to take your shot!
— i like food (@messedupfoods) February 17, 2024
Would eat.
Me “helping” my wife with the dishes. pic.twitter.com/dRdWfDpVmc
— Jared Monroe (@TheJaredMonroe) February 19, 2024
LOLOLOL!
— Criminal Posts (@crim_tweets_) February 18, 2024
Nice. LOL.
— Jokerswild (@JokersWildUK) February 18, 2024
That is DARK! We're not laughing. You're laughing.
Speaking of dark humor …
— Ordnance Jay Packard, Esq. (@OrdnancePackard) February 19, 2024
'Sir, this is a Wendy.' 😂
My friend got lasik today and I’m sending this to him pic.twitter.com/Lq0QdOGzuj
— Jamie Lee Squirtis (@_catamaran) February 16, 2024
Get yourselves some friends like this!
Life's too short to be taken seriously--pic.twitter.com/rNAMpuOLAk
— ₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ (@WarPath2pt0) February 16, 2024
Yes! LOL! Get out there and take charge of Monday like this king right here!
Until we meme again …
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