Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good … Monday morning!
This is not our typical Monday Morning Meme Madness here at Twitchy. Usually, we need our meme fix to get us on the right track for the week, but we're hoping your spirits are already bright on this blessed day of Christmas.
Unless, of course, you're one of those unlucky few who got Scrooged into working Christmas day.
— Christian Memes and Puns (@ChristianPunsOG) December 17, 2023
LOL! Now that's funny.
Speaking of the reason for the season …
Good to know. 😂 #twitchymemes pic.twitter.com/ip7suIXwWY
— Brad 'Wombat' Randall (@BRWombat) December 18, 2023
Ha! The Bethlehem Yelp reviews would have been lit.
— Mandi (@mandirising) December 22, 2023
'But wait, there's myrrh!' 😂
Good morning, X. 😀 pic.twitter.com/R687pMLGhP
— KneesPenguin2.0 (@KLee8615) December 18, 2023
Y'all are messed up! LOL.
🙋♀️🌲🎅🏻 🎁 pic.twitter.com/ceFsr57hCm
— Judianna (@Judianna) December 23, 2023
'I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin … Er, wrapping paper. There are no stores open on Christmas Eve.'
(That one was for all you Christmas Vacation fans.)
😂😂 When you forget you can actually walk on it ! 😬🤣😂😂 pic.twitter.com/iw7h1ziWsT
— Jerry P (@MrJman09) December 22, 2023
LOLOLOL!
I am particularly proud of this meme because I took the picture. You’re welcome 😌💅🏼 pic.twitter.com/NyzNGgS2b8
— Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️ (@JennMGreenberg) December 17, 2023
Hey, it's not exactly the miraculous birth we celebrate today, but witnessing the birth of a meme is still pretty spectacular.
This is hilarious, but don't do this to your kid if they have school the next morning. pic.twitter.com/ml6FAXkXX7
— Sassafrass84 (@Sassafrass_84) December 17, 2023
Bwahaha!
We're not gonna lie, the Elf going back on the shelf (or 'North Pole', aka junk drawer of doom) is one of the many highlights of Christmas day.
#Twitchymemes https://t.co/VTT5ftzvFR pic.twitter.com/icJUWkGHv0
— Tom W: Merry Christmas🎅🎄 Celt ☘️☘️🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@T94Tom) December 18, 2023
We hope you've all been good boys and girls this Christmas.
— Magills (@magills_) December 23, 2023
It's not that hard, folks. Unless you're Hunter Biden.
— G (@stevensongs) December 17, 2023
LOL. Perfect!
Fine. We made it political. We might as well do some more.
— Cardinal Curmudgeon (@Gimblin) December 18, 2023
Thanks, Joe!
This year's Christmas card is ready to go... pic.twitter.com/yRq1f0hI3C
— Blue State Snooze (@BlueSnoozeBlue) December 15, 2023
Ouch.
#TwitchyMemes pic.twitter.com/2g4el9QBJa
— Scott Akos 🇺🇸 (@AkosScott) December 18, 2023
YES!
One of my all-time favorites! #TwitchyMeme #RudolphsRevenge pic.twitter.com/zLpCGK2gGJ
— Bob James (@rockyfort) December 21, 2023
Oh, deer!
rudolph if there was never a foggy christmas eve pic.twitter.com/FM36Ot2yol
— greg (@gandalf_thegreg) December 17, 2023
It now seems clear that stories of flying reindeer have been highly embellished.
— GAgirl1967❤️🖤 is ready for Christmas 🎄! (@Tamzilla_52) December 18, 2023
Then you get to spend six months trying to lose the ten pounds you gained in the week between Christmas and New Year's.
— Ultraspicybae 🇮🇱 (@Buffyinnyc) December 18, 2023
LOL! You all know this is true.
Accurate pic.twitter.com/s4RK5URH7V
— LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) December 18, 2023
Yep.
— Jim Pacing His Cage 🤦♂️🤞🧨🚁🆓 🐱👤🕊 (@iamisgo11) December 17, 2023
This is the way.
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) December 17, 2023
Ha! Walk up to the next person you meet and tell them they're a bad banana with a greasy black peel and you wouldn't touch them with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. We're guessing it won't go over well.
— G (@stevensongs) December 14, 2023
Lmaoooo 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/ywUZj3pwyX
— Becs 🇬🇧 (@becs2986) December 22, 2023
It do be like that.
— sam (@Britton65Sam) December 19, 2023
Truth.
— Judianna (@Judianna) December 20, 2023
And we're dead. 💀
😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/d7e20zM8q6
— sam (@Britton65Sam) December 20, 2023
This would be SO much better than having to gnaw on those friggin' carrots!
— G (@stevensongs) December 20, 2023
How many of you remember getting McDonald's gift certificates? 🤚
— The JRE Companion (@TheJRECompanion) December 22, 2023
LOL! That one caught us off guard.
Good morning, Xitter!☕☕☕ pic.twitter.com/ppZ2LI5kiM
— Ge🧑🏻🎄rge Wept (@GeorgeWept) December 20, 2023
Y'all are weird! We love you.
😂😂😂😂🎄 pic.twitter.com/EgLKzgmTnK
— sam (@Britton65Sam) December 21, 2023
HO! HO! HO!
Cruel and unusual. pic.twitter.com/8xHlQasXGY
— Slightly Venomous Kirk (@jamusp) December 23, 2023
Surely this won’t offend anyone 🤷🏼♂️
— Daz Brum (@DazBrum24243) December 22, 2023
😑😑 pic.twitter.com/K5icGgvUKq
LOLOLOL!
Merry Christmas Eve eve. 😂 pic.twitter.com/h1mvB87S7C
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) December 23, 2023
Unfortunately, we understand this one.
— jeffery reynolds (@ChargerJeff) December 23, 2023
At least we're not the only ones who randomly buy cheese at Christmas. LOL.
I've been REALLLLLLY good. pic.twitter.com/bwNBM3iEem
— O Christmas G (@TCC_Grouchy) December 23, 2023
Want.
I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid..... 😞
— Judianna (@Judianna) December 23, 2023
Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold, but this… pic.twitter.com/2ZQYfSDxvn
… morning he had just vanished. Not a word … not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him. The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the hall floor! That's the 'thank you' I get for being good to people?!?!?! Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy-set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a carrot-like nose, two black eyes, and his arms are stick skinny. Don't bring him into your house! What a mess he made on the floor.
Well played.
You will all bow before me!
— Cat Master (@CatMaster81) December 23, 2023
Oh, and Merry Christmas! pic.twitter.com/KKLkLAWYri
This is right before they plot to take over the world.
I WANT MY DRAGON TO BE PINK pic.twitter.com/wjqK9KJ8x1
— 🎄Duchess of Christmas Cheer🎄 (@AnnaDsays) December 22, 2023
LOL!
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals. 😎🌲 pic.twitter.com/TjQovz4a5g
— Judianna (@Judianna) December 23, 2023
You knew we'd have to work in a dad joke somewhere!
Trump’s funniest moment will always be when he asked a seven-year-old if they still believed in Santa and then saying “because at seven it’s marginal, right?”
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 23, 2023
I will never apologize for thinking this is funny so don’t waste your time. pic.twitter.com/XQGWD6EB0K
Classic!
We here at Twitchy would like to wish all of you a very Merry Christmas.
You make Twitter/X fun, and your wit, jokes, and memes fuel everything we do here to try to spread the fun to others.
Now go and have the best Monday ever with friends and family!
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