Monday has arrived, and we here at Twitchy have your morning dose of memes, funny tweets, and clips!
Before we get started, you know what next Monday is, right? RIGHT???
That's right, it's Christmas!
For our Christmas Morning Meme Madness we want to see your best Christmas-themed memes. We'll be watching for them, but if you want to make it easier for us, tag your favorite Christmas meme with #TwitchyMemes and it may just make our list.
Now let's get going with your funny tweets!
@BrunusCutis pic.twitter.com/QgsPQZmcAx
— Janey Mack (@JaneyMackWriter) December 17, 2023
Right out of the gate with a Dad joke. It had to be done.
— Ordnance Jay Packard's Eggnog Creamery (@OrdnancePackard) December 10, 2023
LOL. This is what Bidenomics has done to us.
Good Morning pic.twitter.com/GZai2EBgfb
— ⚡OG (@Randy_Shannon) December 11, 2023
It's true though.
— Judianna (@Judianna) December 11, 2023
We figured you'd all need this one after the week we've had.
how people in GTA stare at me before i run them over at 200mph pic.twitter.com/CZp2FAVTgE
— Kevin Finnerty (@timeimmemorial_) December 17, 2023
HAHA!
Thaddeus Toad: "I told you kids last spring to get the hell off my lawn. Just because it's now covered with snow doesn't mean I want you warbling outside my crib." pic.twitter.com/yKdPeIZnpe
— 🎄 Tannenbaum-Trish 🎄 (@wtffiles) December 18, 2023
'Get off my lawn', Christmas-style.
Some of the funniest dog voice overs!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
— 🏈🇺🇸Aggie🇺🇸🏈 (@Kwood3020) December 17, 2023
I can’t stop laughing!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🐕🐕🐕🐕🦴 pic.twitter.com/6c1RvTz4cZ
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We dare you not to laugh. LOL.
— G (@stevensongs) December 18, 2023
Guilty as charged.
😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/7zAOt73Gfr
— gianna jessen (@giannajessen) December 18, 2023
Ha! Hey, if you live in certain parts of the Midwest, all the stores have that silent 'S'. We've got Walmarts, Giant Eagles, Aldis, Sheetzes …
Not all heroes wear capes. 💖 pic.twitter.com/dcm3Fq6VPv
— Judianna (@Judianna) December 17, 2023
Well played.
— Del of berts ⚪🌑⚫ (@gamerhardG) December 18, 2023
She … uh … has a great personality.
— G (@stevensongs) December 17, 2023
Okay, this is not technically a joke, but we found ourselves smiling, and it's not exactly like we have strict rules around on here Monday morning.
— Space Dragons Guild (@SpaceDragonsGld) December 17, 2023
We know you all smiled. That's why you're our people!
There were several last-minute entries related to Biden's motorcade mishap. They did not disappoint.
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) December 18, 2023
Would. Play.
— PoliticalPuertoRican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 (@PRMemes_) December 18, 2023
LOL.
https://t.co/J5nTezIkLf pic.twitter.com/gppPCAtZ9B
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) December 18, 2023
Where was Kamala?
"Is he dead...?" pic.twitter.com/DazmQoceYX
— D.B. Taylor, now with 16% more Hottentot! (@DBTayor) December 18, 2023
Veep thought she was about to have an early Christmas.
— Deebs (@DeebsFLA) December 18, 2023
Well … he did give love a bad name. We'll see ourselves out.
I’m guessing 89% of all home knife injuries come from trying to cut a Dairy Queen birthday cake that you didn’t let thaw out enough
— Magills (@magills_) December 18, 2023
Seriously. It's either a plate of mush or a near-death experience.
WAIT FOR IT pic.twitter.com/YqnXVUD4Pf
— LOCKERROOM (@LockerRoomLOL) December 17, 2023
RIP, clueless man.
Women, is this true? pic.twitter.com/Rq7qEo80Gm
— BrownSkin (@BrunusCutis) December 17, 2023
It's not clear, but the guy spends nine minutes in the second position.
Meanwhile, at Taco Bell https://t.co/pQesKFHQ0y pic.twitter.com/jIxYfNjP82
— G (@stevensongs) December 18, 2023
Ha! This explains why we keep eating that stuff.
Their father keeps up with the trend even better. 😂pic.twitter.com/skVima8Lnz
— Figen (@TheFigen_) December 17, 2023
This is what dads are for …
Dads are important pic.twitter.com/7Inl7MlNon
— more_meat_loaf (@more_meat_loaf) December 17, 2023
… and also this. LOL.
🤣🤣🤣 It may be too big! 😉 pic.twitter.com/2DKZRu062K
— PammsyNow (@NowPammsy) December 17, 2023
HAHAHA!
These are the kind of neighbors that we all need. 👇 pic.twitter.com/oYdewKLE09
— Terrence Simpson (@TerrenceBeBack) December 17, 2023
USA! USA!
— Judianna (@Judianna) December 17, 2023
LOL!
— Texas Courtney (@AlaskanCourtney) December 17, 2023
This is perfect!
Trying to scroll X without seeing the gay senate staffer video like: pic.twitter.com/CBWaEdxaRC
— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) December 16, 2023
Y'all don't even know the memes we had to dodge to put today's list together.
We definitely weren't going THERE on this fine Monday morning. 😂
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 17, 2023
Accurate.
Rolling into the weekend like pic.twitter.com/2oUb1GHVPc
— Tricky D (@righteousdouche) December 15, 2023
LOL. She'd have no problem handling a 7-10 split.
What’s the boy saying? 😂 pic.twitter.com/JNr9MYpMF2
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 17, 2023
This is what we hear coming through the drive-through speaker at our local McDonald's.
— Judianna (@Judianna) December 17, 2023
Now we can't NOT see it!
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) December 16, 2023
This is how we feel about Twitter/X.
— Tubular Goobular (@TubularGoobular) December 18, 2023
Ah-hyuck! Hoy! Hoy!
I’m wiping tears. 😂😂💀 pic.twitter.com/SyHzF8ceoM
— Kenny5Alive (@kenny5alive) December 17, 2023
We are dead … just like those cats.
— G (@stevensongs) December 18, 2023
Nailed it.
So much better than the reaction I anticipated pic.twitter.com/cpGU3Is7Q5
— more_meat_loaf (@more_meat_loaf) December 17, 2023
We did not see that one coming!
— G (@stevensongs) December 15, 2023
LOL!
— TrippyLiberty (@TrippyLiberty) December 15, 2023
We can't believe you laughed at that. Y'all are not right in the head. You know that, right?
Stay strong guys! Only one more week! pic.twitter.com/hjcL6O3is7
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) December 17, 2023
It's almost New Sock Day, fellas. So get out there and show this Monday who's in charge … or at least who's going to drag themselves through the week to get to Christmas.
Don't forget to tag your Christmas memes with #TwitchyMemes. See you next week!
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