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I did not pay! Ron Perlman, David Hogg, and other Twitter NPCs repeat the approved mantra

The general freakout over Twitter blue checks continued today, especially after Elon Musk reinstated blue checks for accounts with over 1 million followers. The latest hilarity comes from blue check holders feeling the need to assure the other Musk-loathing lemmings that they did not pay for Twitter Blue.

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It looks something like this:

For those uninitiated in memery, the stone-faced characters above are referred to as ‘NPCs’, or ‘Non-Player Characters’. These are the characters in video games that aren’t controlled by the player and often repeat the same lines over, and over, and over again.

The joke is often applied to situations like this blue check madness when hordes of unthinking people follow the crowd and dutifully recite the approve lines.

In this case the lines are something like:

‘I have not paid for Twitter Blue, and I never will.’

Good for you, Ron, but you might want to think twice before calling other people creepy.

Yuck!

Poor guy. LOL.

Bwahaha! Ron quit Twitter last October.

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David Hogg is literally out here apologizing to people who thinks he paid $8 a month for the platform he rants on every day.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Yes, go to Mastodon. LOL!

LOL.

He would never! Beep boop, message delivered.

We’re not done being amused yet.

Here’s Joy Reid spending 5 tweets to say she’s not paying, never will, and doesn’t even tweet anymore. LOL!

Perhaps the time-travelling homophobic hackers put your blue check back, Joy?

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Never gets old.

Hackers, we tell you!

The celebrities don’t want to be left out of the NPC chorus of virtue signaling.

Tough love. We like it!

We’re really sorry the evil platform that allows you to speak to 4 million fans stuck some blue pixels next to your name, Ian.

LOLOLOL!

Ian McKellen to $8 trying to leave his pocket:

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They need to let you all know they didn’t pay. It’s actually become a morality play with them.

This is so friggin’ wild.

The memes coming out of this entire episode are glorious.

‘Take that, Elon!’ he tweeted. LOL!

Haha!

‘Please don’t disown me! I’m one of the good ones!’

The really crazy ones are now trying to figure out if they can prosecute Elon Musk.

Wouldn’t it be simpler to just to delete your account, or maybe start your own social media platform?

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In a world full of unhinged narcissists, it’s somehow comforting to know Neil deGrasse Tyson is out there just being his clueless self.


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