So Kamala Harris is Vice President of the United States, which is a country in North America that is next to a larger country. The bigger country is called Canada, and we don’t like to talk about that one. (cackles)
(Yeah, we’re gonna write this one like it’s ghost written by Vice President, Kamala Harris. Please forgive us!)
Kamala has announced that she will seek re-election, or election again, because she was already elected once, and it is necessary to be elected again, to continue her role as Vice President, which is a role in the government of the United States that is next to a bigger role called ‘President’.
That’s the significance of the passage of time, right? The significance of the passage of time. You get elected and time passes. And that’s significant – the passage is significant. When significant time has passed, however, you must be re-elected before you can significantly pass more time.
Kamala Harris: "I am so proud to run for re-election with our president, Joe Biden, so we can finish the job."
Just 26% of Americans want Biden and Harris to "finish the job." pic.twitter.com/3BHjU2evF3
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 13, 2023
Vice President Harris pledged to finish the unfinished job that she and President Joe Biden started so the unfinished job could be finished.
… could be finished.
And also… what is the job, exactly?
— Jobob (@JobobTaeleifi) May 13, 2023
What is the job, exactly? Well … that’s exactly the job, right?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
No, but seriously … and we have to take this stuff seriously because there is stuff and it is serious, and you have been forced to take this stuff seriously so we will treat it with the seriousness it deserves.
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Seriously.
To destroy America???
— Ron Katz (@RonKatz857) May 13, 2023
(more cackling sounds)
This country can't afford them finishing the job.
— K. Martin (@KabulFiasco) May 13, 2023
So, we have to understand affordability in the context of which we live to understand the contextual realities of that which can be afforded.
And if the unaffordable must be made affordable, we afford (cackle) this opportunity to ourselves by producing more money to make the unaffordable affordable once again.
Money printer go brrrrrrrrrrr, right?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@VP NO. Please don’t finish the job. You’ve done enough already! https://t.co/GOB8L93M6r
— Christine (@krsytine) May 13, 2023
Oh, honey, they’ve only just started, right?! HAHAHAHA!
They must hand out filled crackpipes at these "events."
— Mimi Balone🇺🇲✊ (@MimiBalone) May 13, 2023
So, the Venn diagram of the 26% … Let us just say, we love Venn diagrams. We do! You know, with the circles, right?!
You’ve got the three circles, and … can they have more than three circles? Nobody says the Venn diagram has to be three circles, right?!
So, the Venn diagram of the 26% who approve of Kamala and Joe Biden and are using a crack pipe is a perfect circle.
— M C (@Mc15931507C) May 13, 2023
As for the people swamping our southern border, it is time to do what we have been doing. And that time is every day.
She’s clearly unburdened by what has been.
— Cathy aka Gap ⚾️🇺🇸⚾️ (@cathypro2) May 13, 2023
From day one, Kamala and Joe have been laser-focused on seeing what can be unburdened from what has been.
In the context of what has been, and the significance of the passage of time, and the influx of those who must be empathized for, we can unburden the American people’s wallets from what has been, and what has been is prosperity, and we have Joe Biden to thank for unburdening us from that burden.
(We almost hate ourselves at this point, but we’re committed now. LOL.)
— 🌙🌴CarolinianGreen (@CarolinianGreen) May 13, 2023
We did it, Joe!
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