Tomorrow the Dems and other assorted lefties are planning "No Kings" protests around the country in their continued tantrums over losing the November election. Instead of maybe fielding presidential candidates who weren't disasters and toning down their absolutely insane positions, it's instead been decided to just cry about it while pretending Donald Trump is a King. Ironically, many of those participating in "No Kings" will be the same people who applauded when President Biden unilaterally decreed a new constitutional amendment.
As for the "No Kings' protests against this administration, Trump will allow them to happen -- just like an authoritarian King would!
Your “No Kings” Rally is literally sponsored by the Communist Party https://t.co/3LqLkGvjVZ pic.twitter.com/iNllVBRaQ8
— Congressman Brandon Gill (@RepBrandonGill) October 16, 2025
You can't make this stuff up.
Something else you can't make up is a "No Kings" promotion from Gov. Gavin Newsom:
I urge our nation to use this weekend's No Kings marches as a declaration of independence against the tyranny and lawlessness currently running this country.
— Governor Gavin Newsom (@CAgovernor) October 16, 2025
Use your voice. ACT PEACEFULLY. Protect yourself and your community.
THERE ARE NO KINGS IN THE UNITED STATES. pic.twitter.com/ClZbE1LZBg
Is Newsom SURE there are no Kings in the U.S.? We kind of saw one just a few years ago:
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It'll be fun tomorrow to watch the governor who opened a restaurant just for him and his friends while nobody else could dine out echo support for the "No Kings" rally. pic.twitter.com/n2c0VQIABt
— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) October 17, 2025
No peasants allowed:
And where a meal for two is around $1200. https://t.co/qrIDR80saT
— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) October 17, 2025
Remember when King Trump had a skate park filled in with sand and approved of arresting people for paddleboarding along in the ocean? Oh wait, that was non-King Newsom.
I agree, @CAgovernor @GavinNewsom! There ARE no kings in the USA! In fact, if there were kings, you couldn't write your post, peacefully protest, or shut down the government. https://t.co/STDmXlqEpn
— Michele Tafoya (@Michele_Tafoya) October 16, 2025
The funny thing, Gav, if we actually had a king, there wouldn’t be No Kings marches. 🤣🤣🤣
— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) October 16, 2025
As usual, Trump's the worst Hitler/King ever.
Of course we can always count on Jimmy Kimmel to say something stupid:
Kimmel: “The American Revolution was a ‘No Kings’ rally.” pic.twitter.com/JOCRvkIWBS
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) October 17, 2025
The difference was that back then there was actually a King to rally against. The TDS crowd has created a Minecraft-style fake world and they're furious that more than half the country won't live in it with them.
Have a great weekend everybody!
