Dan Rather's 'knock knock' joke about 'the truth' gets some re-writes

The House impeachment inquiry hearings have brought out the nation’s totally objective journalists who have helped prove that, yes, they do root for a side. With that, former CBS Evening News anchor Dan Rather has weighed in during today’s impeachment hearing with a little “knock knock” joke:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The truth.

— Dan Rather (@DanRather) November 21, 2019

Here’s an even better one:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dan Rather with some Irony. https://t.co/ftacbzpvw7

— Caleb Hull ??? (@CalebJHull) November 21, 2019

LOL. No kidding!

he didn't finish it…
The truth who?
The truth that got me fired from CBS News, that's who! https://t.co/dPWWKcFmoE

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) November 21, 2019

Yep, Rather’s heard that knocking sound before.

So it wasn’t Adam Schiff at the door? https://t.co/gN5jgNHFmn

— Ashley StClair ?? (@stclairashley) November 21, 2019

How did it know how to get to your house, since you've avoided it all these years? https://t.co/ITYOKUgVdt

— ?K Penguin Knees ? (@KneesPenguin) November 21, 2019

Figures the truth would have to come find you…

— NoOneOfConsequence (@StarDogCh4mpion) November 21, 2019

https://t.co/tKguz40e19 pic.twitter.com/pAyzoIWxHj

— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) November 21, 2019

Self-awareness isn’t a Rather strong point.