'Ratioed'! New Yorker's question about why GOP hasn't 'abandoned Kavanaugh' gets obliterated by a s***load of self-awareness nukes

The New Yorker pretty much channeled every Democrat in DC with this headline question about Brett Kavanaugh and Senate Republicans:

Why haven’t Republicans abandoned Brett Kavanaugh? https://t.co/9rxF8IGvgO

— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) September 26, 2018

Did anybody want to help answer that question? Yes, plenty of people actually. Mollie Hemingway led the way:

Well, for one thing, your credibility-crushing decision to publish that joke of a story played a big role in harming the overall campaign to smear Kavanaugh as an evil monster. https://t.co/IoyxCIH3mW

— Mollie (@MZHemingway) September 26, 2018

Yep! And so much more:

Because you published an article with no corroboration whatsoever…. #fakenews

— Matt ?? (@matthewgmg) September 26, 2018

The New Yorker must not read the New Yorker

— HOV (@SFLHOV) September 26, 2018

I think it's because the @NewYorker published an unsubstantiated hit piece. https://t.co/mD6oHHhGZe

— Jitney Guy (@JitneyGuy) September 26, 2018

Because due process. Silly @NewYorker ?

— Jason Cruz (@ensucorazon) September 26, 2018

Because just because you ( and the others) say/write something doesn't make it true? Just a hunch. BTW, thanks for making it next to impossible for victims to be believed in the future.

— Lori Latimer (@lorilatimer) September 26, 2018

your story was crap https://t.co/LaHgLFPfJu

— bronislawa A. o'leannain-gretzkowski (@gretz246) September 26, 2018

stomps feet, "why isn't our smear working!?" https://t.co/cAeFZtIjW9

— CommodoreBTC (@CommodoreBTC) September 26, 2018

Here is my prediction: Roe VS Wade will not be overturned. Another prediction: you assholes will continue to hate Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, Thomas, Alito and Roberts anyway.

There is more to American judicial system than Roe V Wade. Wake up and lose your blinkers.

— Wesley Mouch – pouncy Republican (@WesleyMouch8) September 26, 2018

Because your smear job didn't work. https://t.co/WA2B36jHgM

— JWF (@JammieWF) September 26, 2018

Just fyi this was written by some guy they met at Arby's who said he knew someone who went to school with the best friend of a girl who saw a TV show about the New Yorker. https://t.co/PF2jMxyl63

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) September 26, 2018

What kind of question is this? Why should they in the first place?Everything coming from the accusers are ALLEGATIONS not evidence. You have gone very low in your ethics, shame on you.

— Blu (@LSandy__) September 26, 2018

Probably because journalists abandoned journalism. https://t.co/kgeXDNPsug

— Blame Big Government (@BlameBigGovt) September 26, 2018

This reminds me of HIllary's "Why am i not 50 points ahead?" line. https://t.co/aT5Q3DiyxS

— Jules of Denial (@Coolish_Breeze) September 26, 2018

ALTERNATE HEADLINE:

"Whyyyy??!? Why won't they just give us what we WANT??!???
Dammit, WHYYYYY?!??!??" https://t.co/FlAITKhRbi

— justturnright (@justturnright) September 26, 2018

Due process? If he did it then convict him, but he is entitled to explain or present his case.

— WDA726 (@WDA726) September 26, 2018

Because the story you pushed was so bad that it was either passed over or eviscerated by every journalist that cared about the credibility of media ethics within hours of you publishing it.

— Misty Callahan (@MistyACallahan) September 26, 2018

Yeah, they were SUPPOSED to panic and fold!!! Our tactics USUALLY work ?‍♀️

— Jenny (@Jenny8675309m) September 26, 2018

Because you smeared him. You emboldened and united us.

— Mike Smith (@nyyb4life) September 26, 2018

Because he's an honorable guy that deserves to be on SCOTUS.

— Marco Mazzocco, CFA (@MarcoMNYC) September 26, 2018

you solidified the womens moderate/ left leaning vote for GOP. this cycle.

— PatR (@NoParty2016) September 26, 2018

better question is why haven't the Democrats abandoned Keith Ellison, even though there is actual evidence in his case.

— Father of Dragons (@IamTeamZ) September 26, 2018

#FreeJamesWoods BECAUSE THEY CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR NONSENSE. THIS IS ALL POLITICAL BECAUSE OF PRESIDENT TRUMP. IF THE PRESIDENT CAME OUT IN FAVOR OF FOOD NONE OF YOU WOULD EAT TO SPITE HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— fran (@francoisengelb6) September 26, 2018

Alternate New Yorker headline: