NYT celebrates SCOTUS' same-sex marriage decision with quote Brit Hume can't find in the Constitution

The cover of the New York Times has this take on yesterday’s SCOTUS ruling legalizing same-sex marriage in all 50 states:

The front page of The New York Times for Saturday, June 27. pic.twitter.com/FuLRxMEoBs

— The New York Times (@nytimes) June 27, 2015

In his majority opinion, Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote that the Constitution grants “equal dignity” in the eyes of the law.

New York Times headline cites well-known constitutional provision of "equal dignity." Oh wait… https://t.co/hIBJU66KMd

— Brit Hume (@brithume) June 27, 2015

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