'Host a party for Code Pink’: What horrors would these tweeters rather endure #ThanWatchSOTU?

President Obama will deliver his State of the Union address tonight, but not everybody’s looking forward to it.

What would some rather do #ThanWatchSOTU?

I'd rather circle the Capital Beltway during rush hour on a 1/4 tank of gas #ThanWatchSOTU pic.twitter.com/86e7PqfkOM

— CL ⚾️??? (@LibertyBelleCJL) January 20, 2015

It's pushing it, but I'd rather tackle a #CommonCore problem #ThanWatchSOTU

— CL ⚾️??? (@LibertyBelleCJL) January 20, 2015

https://twitter.com/pinecohen/status/557613920568246272
https://twitter.com/gwardhome/status/557613273202565120

I'd rather pity party with Chris Matthews on election night #ThanWatchSOTU pic.twitter.com/4Xsh3ko8WQ

— Libs BeLike (@LibsBeLike) January 20, 2015

https://twitter.com/ScrappyNeu/status/557588560141090816

I'd rather share Sandra Fluke's toothbrush #ThanWatchSOTU

— Lizzy Lou Who ?? (@_wintergirl93) January 20, 2015

I'd rather eat soy bacon #ThanWatchSOTU

— Lizzy Lou Who ?? (@_wintergirl93) January 20, 2015

I would rather have my head sewn to the carpet #ThanWatchSOTU #thanksChevyChase #tcot

— Mr Popular (@Real_Mr_Popular) January 20, 2015

I'd rather workout with Harry Reid #ThanWatchSOTU#SOTU #BacksToObama #SOTU2015 #tcot

— Mr Popular (@Real_Mr_Popular) January 20, 2015

I'd rather be serenaded by James Taylor #ThanWatchSOTU#tcot #SOTU #BacksToObama

— Mr Popular (@Real_Mr_Popular) January 20, 2015

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@Artist_Angie I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard #ThanWatchSOTU

— Jeffrey McCooeye (@J_McCooeye) January 20, 2015

@AnnCoulter I'd rather be locked in a room w/@chrislhayes looking out the window & quietly crying into his sweater all night #ThanWatchSOTU.

— America Matters?? (@Kun_Tzu) January 20, 2015

I'd rather try to teach Biden basic arithmetic#ThanWatchSOTU pic.twitter.com/A0d0gGHg63

— Libs BeLike (@LibsBeLike) January 20, 2015

https://twitter.com/AJBulldis/status/557577883204743168
https://twitter.com/pinecohen/status/557616292929478656

Things I'd rather do #ThanWatchSOTU:

* drink turpentine
* eat paste
* host a party for Code Pink
* give .@mmflint a foot rub#tcot

— AG (@ag_texas) January 20, 2015

This one might actually be fun:

https://twitter.com/NYCRepublican1/status/557616113216131075

Heh.

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