https://twitter.com/I_Da_Britest/status/541804835008692224
The only thing that anaconda swallowed were the two hours of my life that I'll never get back. #EatenAlive
— Amanda Taylor (@Mandy_Taylor30) December 8, 2014
2 hours of "Guy is going to get eaten by a snake!" Once the snake starts eating him, he's like "THIS IS A BAD IDEA!" #booooooo #eatenalive
— Matt Lindner (@mattlindner) December 8, 2014
The Discovery show “Eaten Alive” didn’t quite live up to its billing:
#EatenAlive ending leaves viewers angrier than the anaconda: http://t.co/Sf5skaTL8l pic.twitter.com/yYGoU0AVxX
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) December 8, 2014
DISTRACTION: #EatenAlive viewers outraged man wasn't ACTUALLY eaten alive http://t.co/9KkYOzssWF
— Vicki McKenna (@VickiMcKenna) December 8, 2014
Though the show didn’t deliver as advertised, it sparked some terrific mockery:
Watch me get #EatenAlive by this Komodo Dragon everyone! I swear its totally legit! pic.twitter.com/o9jizjuuc3
— ? Alex Kai ? (@DualGrey) December 8, 2014
I basically wasted two hours just to see this #EatenAlive. pic.twitter.com/TApsW2foq1
— Dexter St. Jacques ? (@BigDdaBasedLord) December 8, 2014
Preparing for my big 2hr @Discovery show #EatenAlive …Just need to perfect the skill of shaky camera! pic.twitter.com/XXboHgb7Us
— Clint Davis (@clint_davis) December 8, 2014
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…At no point in you 2 hour, incoherent program were you even close to anything that could be considered #EatenAlive pic.twitter.com/9XLzao5EM7
— ??? ??????? (@SlickBainter) December 8, 2014
one time I got wrapped up in my comforter when napping so I pretty much know how this dude is feeling #EatenAlive #snake
— lutzy (@xdeliriumx) December 8, 2014
Apparently the only thing getting #EatenAlive is right here–not on the Discovery Channel. #disappointing pic.twitter.com/lBHaVhYNJy
— Kristin Billerbeck (@KristinBeck) December 8, 2014
Anyone watch #EatenAlive on #DiscoveryChannel? I heard it was awful…. pic.twitter.com/9uXZnKAzEO
— Ashley Korslien (@AshleyKorslien) December 8, 2014
https://twitter.com/I_Da_Britest/status/541810072482246656
Hey Paul from #EatenAlive you are terrible human for wasting my last two hours! pic.twitter.com/CL42lvzj08
— Chris Walker (@cwalk8432) December 8, 2014
Discovery seeks to regain audience trust with #EatenAlive sequel: Anaconda Eats Pitbull. #ImproveEatenAlive @fsmikey pic.twitter.com/qWScFcTVlp
— Fake KDKA News (@Fake_KDKA) December 8, 2014
Hey @discovery, can I have my own show? #EatenAlive pic.twitter.com/OLEZykn1sx
— Trent (@BarstoolTrent) December 8, 2014
Dear @Discovery Channel, you should have called #EatenAlive "Hugged Alive".
— SCOTT WARNER (@ScottWarner18) December 8, 2014
https://twitter.com/nickwan/status/541815279081103360
https://twitter.com/nickwan/status/541810980557058048
Everybody after #EatenAlive – http://t.co/pNQdxiWUVW
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) December 8, 2014
Justice Don Willett knows what the veep was thinking:
I never would've tapped out of #EatenAlive. pic.twitter.com/s4j1gvQasS
— Judge Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) December 8, 2014
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