Piers Morgan desecrates American flag on Independence Day; Patriots spank

Musket Morgan’s Independence Day tweet-trolling didn’t end with a “deep, abiding regret that George III couldn’t keep his s**t together.”

Patriots spanked Musket Morgan for disrespecting flag etiquette:

@piersmorgan Flag etiquette, faux pas. We'll let it slide this time. 🙂 http://t.co/oSd0BR2wHM

— dave mitchell (@tweek_sf) July 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/352931343514079234

@AdamBaldwin @_EOD @piersmorgan The flag should never touch anything beneath it.

— Harriet Baldwin Text Trump 88022 (@HarrietBaldwin) July 4, 2013

“@HarrietBaldwin: @AdamBaldwin @_EOD @piersmorgan The flag should never touch anything beneath it.”

And Piers is beneath it. For sure.

— John Rose (@JRose1965) July 4, 2013

The US Flag code should be required learning in American schools. @HarrietBaldwin @AdamBaldwin @_EOD @piersmorgan

— Dread Pirate (@Leslie_H20) July 4, 2013

@piersmorgan doesn't this count as desecrating the flag??

— John Guy Artist (@john_guy85) July 4, 2013

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@AdamBaldwin @_EOD @piersmorgan I thought if Our flag touched PMorgan it would instantly burst into flames!

— Sara (@McKinnonsMom) July 5, 2013

In fairness to Morgan, we must acknowledge his respect for the American flag (which he holds dear because it has one star representing each of his viewers), but we hope Morgan found this lesson in flag etiquette useful so he doesn’t make the same mistake next year.

Flashback:

Oops! Piers Morgan spots American flag at Cleveland home … but it's a Puerto Rican flag http://t.co/kJGhBsJZfL

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 8, 2013

Editor’s note: This post has been amended to remove an inappropriate tweet.