As we told you earlier today, Democrat Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand made it clear on Twitter that she thinks almost everything can be called “infrastructure”:

Gillibrand’s “infrastructure” list includes…

Wow, just about everything is infrastructure! Well, not everything, as Sen. Ted Cruz pointed out:

Normally you’d expect more infrastructure in something called an “infrastructure bill.” There’s as much infrastructure in the “infrastructure bill” as there is “affordable” in the “Affordable Care Act.”

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