Before proceeding, this story definitely requires a beverage warning, so if you’re drinking anything, it’s best to put it down now.

Ready?

Ok, here goes — this was the beginning of a U.N. thread:

Babylon Bee, is that you?

They should, but sadly they won’t.

The U.N. really knows how to pick a messenger, don’t they?

The line between parody and reality has been completely erased.