'Beyond parody': United Nations shares China's ideas on how the U.S. can improve its human rights record

Doug P. | 4:28 PM on November 11, 2020

Before proceeding, this story definitely requires a beverage warning, so if you’re drinking anything, it’s best to put it down now.

Ready?

Ok, here goes — this was the beginning of a U.N. thread:

?? China, newly elected to the U.N. Human Rights Council, just reviewed the U.S. human rights record.

"China wishes to recommend to the U.S.:
1. Root out systematic racism, address widespread police brutality and combat discrimination against African- and Asian-Americans….“ pic.twitter.com/q2AUSKPTWZ

— UN Watch (@UNWatch) November 11, 2020

Babylon Bee, is that you?

Countries that literally put people into concentration camps should drink down a big ol' glass of STFU juice. https://t.co/V1NdyqObnf

— The ?FOO (@PolitiBunny) November 11, 2020

They should, but sadly they won’t.

The country with concentration camps is here to lecture us.

— eric (@eriContrarian) November 11, 2020

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Why are you even still a thing?

— Ordy Packard's Amish Pumpkin Spice (@OrdyPackard) November 11, 2020

This is like Ted Bundy telling you not to talk to a lady like that.

— David Rees (@davidrees) November 11, 2020

These are the people Democrats look up to.

— No, I'm the President-Elect (@WAGongaware) November 11, 2020

This is quality satire from the same organization that just sat around, in languid repose, for weeks, as genocidal Turks and Azeris invaded and occupied ingenious Armenian lands, committing spates of war crimes along the way https://t.co/29UkNKvo6C

— Harry Khachatrian (@Harry1T6) November 11, 2020