There’s been a big spike in shootings and murders in the city of Chicago, but Mayor Lori Lightfoot isn’t losing sight of other duties, such as ensuring an accurate count for the U.S. Census. To accomplish that goal, Lightfoot has deployed a “cowboy”:

“Defund the police” but fund “Census cowboys”? That sounds about right:

And yet it IS real. 2020 is certainly something else!

The year is still young.