Climate change protesters say they’ll hunger strike in Nancy Pelosi’s office for a week (but here’s how they could REALLY impress everybody)

For those asking: They are doing a hunger strike for failed action on climate change, according to them. There are about four or five more people outside the office, who could not fit.

— Henry Rodgers (@henryrodgersdc) November 18, 2019

We hope Speaker Pelosi enjoys her new temporary office mates. But here’s how the protesters could really impress everybody:

If they can do a 5 minute laptop/smartphone strike, then I’ll be impressed. https://t.co/pJ3iUbp2Ql

— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) November 18, 2019

I triple dog dare them to go without tech for a week instead.

— The Red-Headed Libertarian™️ (@TRHLofficial) November 18, 2019

LOL! As if.

I see they won't be fasting from their electronics or air conditioning. Way to help the climate! So heroic!

— QuackQuack (@psalms16_11) November 18, 2019

They'll give up food but not their laptops and cell phones? https://t.co/F8ILdhRSx7

— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) November 18, 2019

I'm waiting for the day that "climate activists" actually practice what they preach and give up their phones, their computers, their tvs, and everything else that gives off Co2 emissions instead of constantly virtue signaling about it. https://t.co/Z33KjvYXqA

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) November 18, 2019

If they don’t get access to electric outlets for those laptops and phones, my bet is they’re gone before supper time. https://t.co/eDbmsjONDy

— Jordan Haverly (@jhaverly) November 18, 2019

As funny as that is….cut their WiFi connection. They might go a week without food, but they'll never make it a week without their gadgets. https://t.co/DcoBUfWoXC

— Susan (@Susan65802627) November 18, 2019

None won’t miss lunch or be able to handle when the charge goes out of their phone

— PolitiSite – Pioneer of Politics on the Internet (@Politisite) November 18, 2019

Guess all their tech runs on unicorn farts.

— Jules of Denial (@Coolish_Breeze) November 18, 2019

Besides, the whole thing will probably end in time for a late dinner:

NARRATOR: Not a single one of those pillow-soft losers will be able to go a week without food. https://t.co/cysLgwhkWq

— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) November 18, 2019

We’ll now wait for the inevitable photos of hunger strikers using those phones to order pizza.