Team Trump is doing some super-trolling with their latest fundraiser, mocking paper straws by selling these:
Liberal paper straws don’t work.
STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP and buy your pack of recyclable straws today!https://t.co/nanyEFK938
— Team Trump (@TeamTrump) July 18, 2019
And just like that, the Washington Post was on it in order to explain the possible toll in nature the Trump-branded straws could take:
Analysis: Someday, a turtle may end up with a Trump-branded straw in its nose. Here’s why. https://t.co/IcSB7bGTzG
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) July 20, 2019
Transition to The Onion: complete! https://t.co/D756gvkP4U
— Mulder’s Shroom Ride meets Kato Kaelin’s Man Mane (@proteinwisdom) July 20, 2019
That didn’t take long at all!
The Press: Don't make fun of us. We are serious journalists
— Richie (@Richie_Sloth) July 20, 2019
How do I get the Washington Post in printed format? (Running low on toilet paper here)
— Plastic Straw Smuggler ?? ن ?? (@jasonmn) July 20, 2019
You guys are so sad
— matthew’s concept emporium (@MattsIdeaShop) July 20, 2019
The turtle is a progressive political operative who intentionally planted the straw in its nose to get Democrats on board with the Green New Deal. *SEND TWEET* https://t.co/jQqwlCPxHc
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) July 20, 2019
JFC, these people are exhausting. https://t.co/eY2ktwGE7t
— JWF (@JammieWF) July 20, 2019
the Washington Post is delivered to houses in a plastic bag https://t.co/GA7FvTzwjD
— Logan Dobson (@LoganDobson) July 20, 2019
We look forward to the Post’s hot take about how many of those bags will end up asphyxiating turtles.