We’re not quite sure how to introduce this one, so without further adieu, here ya go:

And we’re pretty sure they weren’t hacked by the staff at The Onion.

Don’t bother ThinkProgress with reality, they’re on a roll!

TP’s tweet was a gift from the mockery gods:

And just imagine what might happen if guns and lettuce cross paths:

The horror!


But tomorrow’s another day.

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