There’s chaos in Iraq’s capital city today as “Shia protesters” have climbed over the “Green Zone” walls and stormed parliament:

And right on cue:

In other words, protesters stormed Iraq’s “Green Zone,” so Obama headed for the “green” zone. The White House will blame Bush and climate change for the trouble in Iraq anyway (not necessarily in that order).

Obama will have plenty of time for the serious stuff at tonight’s White House Correspondents Dinner. Wait, never mind.