Back in May, First Lady Michelle Obama advised Oberlin College safe spacers to leave their comfort zones. Some on campus are not heeding FLOTUS’ advice when it comes to certain cafeteria food:
If you're a committed leftist, you need to start to criticize this kind of self-parody, because it's killing us. https://t.co/WnNEIlRF0R
— Freddie deBoer (@freddiedeboer) December 19, 2015
Head for the safe spaces!
The article is from last month but it’s just as mock-worthy today:
Oberlin students: Bad sushi w/ undercooked rice = cultural appropriation https://t.co/Lo9Muqhm1f via @freddiedeboer pic.twitter.com/dvSjHskQUN
— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) December 19, 2015
Maybe some of the students should just cook their own food. #CrazySuggestion
an undergrad at a $50K/year liberal arts college berating cafe workers making $12/hour in the name of social justice on a human face forever
— Freddie deBoer (@freddiedeboer) December 19, 2015
Her General Tso's chicken wasn't authentic!? General Tso's chicken is Chinese-American food. Never heard of in China https://t.co/2kbrXgAkCe
— Donald Camp (@donacamp) December 19, 2015
As a Texan, I feel the same way about "barbecue" chicken. #culturallyappropriativesustenancesystem https://t.co/Y5VhuziIMI
— Jonathan Wilson (@jnthnwwlsn) December 19, 2015
Guys you gotta understand all dining hall food is terrible https://t.co/TK3UTWqpI8
— Carter Rodriguez (@Carter_Shade) December 19, 2015
I agree. #Buffalo is slighted by every single wing served outside the 716 that's not adequately crispy. https://t.co/B5MPwtR86u
— Luke Russert (@LukeRussert) December 19, 2015
the student is completely right. also, the student is completely bananas. https://t.co/07stiTlcwa
— Bulletproof Diction (@BltProofDiction) December 19, 2015
Nobody tell these kids about Dominos. https://t.co/HipMohsmz0
— Sonny Liger (@sonnyliger) December 19, 2015
They had best avoid the hipster food trucks when they move to San Francisco after graduation then. https://t.co/S4MsFdM64Q
— Peter Lorentzen (@peterlorentzen) December 19, 2015
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