Back in May, First Lady Michelle Obama advised Oberlin College safe spacers to leave their comfort zones. Some on campus are not heeding FLOTUS’ advice when it comes to certain cafeteria food:

Head for the safe spaces!

The article is from last month but it’s just as mock-worthy today:

Maybe some of the students should just cook their own food. #CrazySuggestion

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