Filmmaker and mega-hypocrite Michael Moore is getting divorced from his wife of over 20 years. Moore is fighting to hang on to as much of the money that he earned producing documentaries blasting capitalism as possible:

Quilts? Quilts.

But wait. A person who got rich warning the world of the evils of capitalism is quibbling over money? That all sounds awfully capitalist of Moore:

Few are surprised that Moore is fighting to keep the millions he earned championing the evils of capitalism, but this story did cause many to discover a detail they found shocking:

Shocking! The hypocrisy part, not so much.