Mikhail Kalashnikov, inventor of the AK-47, has died at the age of 94.

Piers “Musket” Morgan quickly, and predictably, sprang into action:

(Side note: Michael Bloomberg to freak about the cigarette in 3… 2… 1…)

Here’s an idea for a solution, Morgan-style:

Yeah, somebody should pass a law that says the kid can’t carry that around in Syria! Oh, wait: