Perhaps MSNBC’s Chris Hayes’ dream will come true, provided the number of people deemed “enrolled” are counted using the ever-evolving White House “success metrics” system(s):

How characteristically optimistic. Good cheerleader! However, the White House isn’t known for being particularly forthcoming with their disclosure of actual enrollment numbers.

Yes, an additional day has been added to the deadline to accommodate the enormity.

President Obama didn’t have any trouble signing up whatsoever, but mostly because he didn’t use the website and had others enroll for him.