Let’s kick things off with an overall look at data from certain states since the coronavirus outbreak began:

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New York’s numbers were apparently good enough for the state’s governor to criticize President Trump’s response in the most self-unaware way possible:

Somebody break out the oversized cotton swab prop!

The size of a city block.

Self-awareness takes yet another holiday.

The key words there being “rational universe.”

Yep, that’s definitely a statement from a Democrat who knows he has most of the media on his side.

We’ll give the final word to Janice Dean: