Everybody has great thoughts sometimes, things that they think are wonderful analogies that will reframe peoples perception of a topic. Sometimes that great idea for an analogy you think you've had actually pans out and works really well to start a conversation and maybe change a mind or two, and sometimes that idea is... well, sometimes your idea is a stinker like this.
Close your eyes and imagine a black version of Kyle Rittenhouse crossing state lines to go hunting and then getting away with murdering two white men. ๐ค pic.twitter.com/esfJeRtryQ
โ MP Arizonaโ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐ต๐๐โ๐ฆบ๐ซ๐ฆ๐๐๐ด๐๐๐ปโ๏ธ๐ (@AzPetrich) November 27, 2023
As it turns out a lot of people closed their eyes and imagined this scenario... and they liked what they saw.
Oh my gosh right now i'm imagining black rittenhouse blowing away a pedophile, a wife beater and a black dude swinging a skateboard and it is AAHH--MAZE--IIING.
โ Cornell77 (@BlindJoeDef) November 27, 2023
I would salute him and thank him for his service so long as he was in the same circumstance as Kyle.
โ loxx (@algxtrading) November 27, 2023
Godspeed, black Kyle Rittenhouse!
Others took the opportunity to point out that the author seems to have just randomly plucked a random picture of a black man with a gun off of the internet without actually figuring out who it was he was using for his picture.
Did you really pick a photo of an attorney for the NRA for this lol https://t.co/9gfNGugHC2
โ Damin Toell (@damintoell) November 27, 2023
Most people I know would be perfectly fine with @MrColionNoir tapping people that tried to kill him during a riot. https://t.co/Od4tSYsWUG
โ Sorry Exhaust of a Sensurround (@ShamashAran) November 27, 2023
Dude randomly posts pic of an armed black man to make an anti-gun point. The man in the picture is a lawyer for the NRA. You canโt make this shit up. https://t.co/qOOi9shPn4
โ HopefulR8RFan ๐บ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ (@NotaRealR8RFan) November 27, 2023
Sir, did you just Google "black man with AR" (or something similar) for that photo of @MrColionNoir ? ๐คจ Because you don't seem to know who he is. pic.twitter.com/dzt05RWTqr
โ RudeOnion๐ (@RudeOnion) November 27, 2023
But for the most part everybody just wanted to let the guy know he's a lunkhead without getting fancy about it.
Close your eyes and imagine yourself not being an intellectually dishonest douchebag, sir... https://t.co/9OezyQM1Tr
โ Oscar Von Reuenthal (@OscarVReuenthal) November 27, 2023
Challenge: Impossible.
So youโre upset one white guy killed two other white guys? So much so that you now want to imagine if a black guy killed two white guys?
โ ๐๐ส ๐๐๐พ๊ช๊ช๐ (@2AWoman) November 27, 2023
Youโre bad at the whole race baiting thing.๐
These satire accounts are getting out of control lol
โ ๐พ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ ๐ป๐ฆ๐ (@oldad1775) November 27, 2023
Done. Way to go, black Kyle!
โ Ultra Grateful Calvin ๐บ๐ธ๐ถ๐ ๐ถ (@shoveitjack) November 27, 2023
Just a heck of a good job done, Mr. Arizona. We have to assume that this sounded better in your head, which honestly just doesn't say much for what's going on in your head. Outstanding.
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